Tennis Addict Prints

The Off-Season

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mixed Doubles.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

I love PE.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Once more, with fury."

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Good news hon' ! It's nothing serious! The doctor said it's just a simple case of Tennis Elbow!'