Golfing Addict Prints

'Fore!'

"What do you think about the approach on this one? A Miller #3 blade or a Marley #4?"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Golfing Boss

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

'I suggest we wait at the pub until this bird realizes that it's hatching your golf ball.'

'Worst stand trap ever!'

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Hole in forty-seven.

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

The Off-Season

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'Golf is Life (his).'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'