Golf Addict Prints

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'Golf is Life (his).'

Bird perched on top of a putter.

'It's raining. Forget the picnic.'

'I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"I beat the king in golf, now he's having my clubs executed."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

I think you're ace

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Snooker Golf.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."