Golf Addict Pillows

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'Golf is Life (his).'

Bird perched on top of a putter.

'It's raining. Forget the picnic.'

'I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"I beat the king in golf, now he's having my clubs executed."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

I think you're ace

Snooker Golf.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Hole in one!!!!'