Golfing Addict Pillows

'Fore!'

"What do you think about the approach on this one? A Miller #3 blade or a Marley #4?"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Golfing Boss

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'I suggest we wait at the pub until this bird realizes that it's hatching your golf ball.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

'Worst stand trap ever!'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

Hole in forty-seven.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

The Off-Season

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'Golf is Life (his).'

"Just imagine the hold is world peace and the sand traps are nuclear Armageddon and the club is your ability to deal calmly and rationally with complex situations."

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor