Treadmill Junkie T-Shirts

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

Olympic Torch Training

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Banana

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

Health

Walking To School Simulator

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'Will I still be married?'

Apocalliptical

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Let's work those arms -- newspaper, Blackberry...

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Still on your left."

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

"It's improv night."

'I'm giving you extra marks for the six pack.' - Dr. Jeckyl , the College Years.

"You're in extreme danger because you eat too much/eat too much fat/don't exercise/worrying about these things will kill you."

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

At the baby oil factory.

Academy.