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"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

Stolen Crime Books.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

hard-boiled egg...

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

The Philip Marlow family

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Milkin' Impossible

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Newton's Law and Order.

Book market

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

The Clown Hit

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

The book that will not be denied!

Murderous Chef

'Can you keep a secret?'