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"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

Stolen Crime Books.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

hard-boiled egg...

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

The Philip Marlow family

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Milkin' Impossible

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

Book market

Newton's Law and Order.

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Stephen King

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

"Heeeere's your contractor. Sorry I'm three weeks late, but better late than never, I always say."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Hannibal "I turned down the part of one of his meals."

The Clown Hit

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

Janet Leigh

Murderous Chef