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'We must do dinner sometime.'

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'Can I call you back? I'm expecting someone.'

Stephen King

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

The 39 Steps

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The DaVinci Code

hard-boiled egg...

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

The Philip Marlow family

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

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Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Milkin' Impossible

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Newton's Law and Order.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'Can you keep a secret?'