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'We must do dinner sometime.'

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'Can I call you back? I'm expecting someone.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

hard-boiled egg...

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

The Philip Marlow family

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Milkin' Impossible

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Newton's Law and Order.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

'Can you keep a secret?'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Murderous Chef