Acceleration Addict T-Shirts

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

The Fast Lane.

Agility God

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Corporate Success

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Ski kicker.

Dating the efficiency expert.

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

'Needs more challenge.'

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

Portrait finish.

We've been busy today, Ernie! And all because we followed Ted's suggestions! First he told us to go fly a kite. That was fun! Next, he told us to take a hike. It was beautiful. Then he said we should go pound sand and now he wants us to jump in a lake! Best day ever!

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

Man looking at 2 stone godesses, one with many arms, one with many breasts.

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

Man at top of corporate ladder destroying rungs.