Express their drive to improve with a t-shirt that proudly shows their commitment to leveling up and reaching new heights.
Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there, I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have to GO. Of course I'm not. What's that beeping? I hear beeping in there. You're mistaken. What you probably heard is a big truck backing up a few blocks away. I've backed up. I've put on my motorcycle helmet. I'm getting a running start. BUT I'M ALMOST AT THE NEXT LEVEL! ... I mean I'm almost done.
'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'
Mayhem, Inc. Part 23
Gamers
"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"
'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'
The Invention of the Wheel
Treadmillstone
Book market
Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.
"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"
Ski kicker.
The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.
A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves
"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."
"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"
Game Addiction
"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."
"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"
'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'
"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."
"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"
Rudy, please help me distract level 2 of my video game. Distract? I have no problem with level 1. But as soon as I get past it. I face this super-powerful monster. I can't defeat it. It's so mean, and ... oh no, here it comes! Where? No more playing or talking about video games. Go outside and do something real! I'll never make it to level 3. You'll never make it to your teens.
'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'
Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).
A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,
'Needs more challenge.'
"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."
'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'
Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'
Trilby - 'A human nightingale'.
STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office
'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'
"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."
Mt. Everest gifts.
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the level-up addict—perfect for morning motivation and daily cheers.
Decorate their space with pillows that celebrate their unwavering resolve to keep climbing.
Inspire their surroundings with prints that highlight their dedication to self-improvement.