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Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

'I'm sick of you always taking things to the next level.'

Team Leader

Welcome to the Team

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"I started a collection!"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Taking to the sky...

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Game Addiction

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

We're very disappointed. We thought the nanny had raised you better than this.

Truth In Education

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

Driverless Car

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',