Level Up Enthusiast Pillows

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

'I'm sick of you always taking things to the next level.'

Team Leader

Welcome to the Team

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"I started a collection!"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Taking to the sky...

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Game Addiction

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Driverless Car

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'