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'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Perks

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...

Nuclear energy.

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."