Fee Enthusiast T-Shirts

"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."

'Grabbit and Squeeze' - 'We Never Lose' - "Perhaps you didn't realise that our mission statement doesn't refer to winning cases"

Squeezing the Free Press.

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

UNFADED GLORY

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

The Idea of America.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

Last Chance for Everything.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'Take a letter,'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"Dictators of the world - you better do your maths!"

Nuclear energy.

Taking to the sky...

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"