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"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."

'I hate snowboarders!'

'Emotional blackmail.'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

David Anderson vs. Goliath

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"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

'Bad dog, no police doggy biscuit.'

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."

'Your interest? -- oh, we used that to pay the federal deposit insurance.'

"It's expensive and difficult, but at least if you win, you get to take home a huge piece of garbage."

"He'll be a little late. He's working on his Wordle."

"Take a seat, Mr. Duffy - that will be fifty pounds."

"You're a grown man now, Vincent. Quit bringing me your money to launder."

'Can we play that last point over again? I had a malfunction.'

Bert and Edna Bentley - At it since 1943.