Fee-fighting Aficionados Mugs

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"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."

'I hate snowboarders!'

'Emotional blackmail.'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

CEO Incentives

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"With all due respect, instead of the phrase 'bank robbery,' we request the alleged incident be referred to as an 'Elmore Leonard moment!'"

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

'Bad dog, no police doggy biscuit.'

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

'He's been this way since the Red Sox won the pennant!'

"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."

This one is yours!

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

'Your interest? -- oh, we used that to pay the federal deposit insurance.'

"It's expensive and difficult, but at least if you win, you get to take home a huge piece of garbage."

"He'll be a little late. He's working on his Wordle."

'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'

Just look at the files --- and you call this organized crime!

'Can we play that last point over again? I had a malfunction.'