Fee Fighters Mugs

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

Stress on GPs

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'Activist investors are here to see you and they're wearing boxing gloves.'

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

'No more!'

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

Stocks have ruined me....'Poor devil!'

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'

"In the time I’ve been on hold with this collection agency, my debt has been bought and sold to another collection agency!"

'Honey, I think we missed a repayment.'

"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."

'Your interest? -- oh, we used that to pay the federal deposit insurance.'

"Take a seat, Mr. Duffy - that will be fifty pounds."

"Your bill includes a 10% surcharge that goes towards raising awareness of the rampant overcharging in the legal fraternity."

A man gets attacked by his credit report.

Student Loan Lenders Are Predatory

"The market was volatile."

'What's this bank charge of £35?'