Debt Fighters Mugs

"It seems unjust that we have to start the kids' college funds before we pay off our students loans."

"Another hike in college tuition. This is killing my folks!"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

U of Debt

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Fries and kids

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"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

Student Debt

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

Stress on GPs

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Student Debt

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

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'I bet the Joneses can't afford to be this much in debt!'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'