Debt Fighter Mugs

'Honey, I think we missed a repayment.'

"In the time I’ve been on hold with this collection agency, my debt has been bought and sold to another collection agency!"

"Paying off your student loans is not a good reason to work here!"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

U of Debt

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Fries and kids

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Student Debt

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

Stress on GPs

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

Bernard Madoff's House Arrest.

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

Student Debt

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

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'I bet the Joneses can't afford to be this much in debt!'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'