Debt Destroyer Mugs

'He's celebrating paying off his student loans.'

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

Student Loan Debt Crisis!

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'You have too many credit cards. I think you have a debt wish.'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

"Papi, are you saving money for my college education?"

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"He finally paid off his student loans."

"I'm cutting up your credit cards. Think of it, you can tell your friends you had plastic surgery."

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

'I get all the exercise I need stretching the dollar to cover our bills.'

"Some people pay their bill when due, some people when overdue...and some people never do!"

"When I opened the cupboard it was full of junk food. When I opened the mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm afraid to open the checkbook."

Student Debt

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Debt Consolidation.

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

Financial Advisor. What I have is a conflict of interest - the interest on my mortgage, my car loan, my credit cards.

'I'm sorry, NEXT!'

'Our credit card bills are very large. A second job would be helpful but in this economy I'm glad I have a first job.'

Buy now... pay later

Financial Troubles

Financial Advisor. It's not my outgo so much as it is my outalreadygone.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Student Debt