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"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."

'Grabbit and Squeeze' - 'We Never Lose' - "Perhaps you didn't realise that our mission statement doesn't refer to winning cases"

Squeezing the Free Press.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

UNFADED GLORY

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

The Idea of America.

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

Last Chance for Everything.

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'Take a letter,'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"Dictators of the world - you better do your maths!"

Nuclear energy.

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

Taking to the sky...

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