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"Penny for your thoughts? I'm a solicitor, it'll cost you five hundred!"

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"Bip."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"I think he's been capitalised!"

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'You've got lot toe!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'Okay, everyone for 'Plan Bee', raise your hand.'

"He's rolling over in his grave when free market economics became trade war economics."

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

Knight Supplies

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

'Sticks are fine, but you get spoiled by the beauty and grace of chasing a frisbee.'

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

Dog catches UFO