Fee Fan Gifts

"Penny for your thoughts? I'm a solicitor, it'll cost you five hundred!"

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"Bip."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"I think he's been capitalised!"

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'You've got lot toe!'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Knight Supplies

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

'Sticks are fine, but you get spoiled by the beauty and grace of chasing a frisbee.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

Dog catches UFO