Fee Fighter Gifts

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

'You know Grace, these little glasses make it easy to spot all the hidden fees!'

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

"Here's a new one...a cost of billing fee."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"With all it's hidden fees, this bank must be the leader of the fee world."

What's this bank charge of £35? For standing there and irritating me!

'Your interest? -- oh, we used that to pay the federal deposit insurance.'

You're really worried about getting stung, aren't you?

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"Take a seat, Mr. Duffy - that will be fifty pounds."

"Your bill includes a 10% surcharge that goes towards raising awareness of the rampant overcharging in the legal fraternity."

"The computer accidentally charged you $12,974 for your meal. The good news is we can get that changed within a year or two."

"I'll put you on hold for a few minutes while I work up... I mean OUT... your bill."

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

A street fight.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Stress on GPs

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Wrestling Champion.

Bernard Madoff's House Arrest.

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

Solar Storm Expected!

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

Fraud Squad

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'