Fiscal Fighter Gifts

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

Tax Turnabout Is Fair Play

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Currency Stimulus.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

Stress on GPs

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

Cost of Terror.

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"No more stress!"

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

The world enters a global financial recession.

"Someday this will all be yours!"

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'Activist investors are here to see you and they're wearing boxing gloves.'

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

Bureau of Government Pork: 'Good Lord! Who's going to pay for all this!'

"The tip jar is not for me. It's for the U.S. Budget Deficit."

'No more!'

IRS, 'How about that -- 100 unearned income.'