Fiscal Enthusiast Gifts

'To see the top, you'd need to ride a rocket to outer space!'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"You never forget your first billion, and that's what I want every millionaire in this country to be able to say by the end of my term."

I can't tell you what to write – I can only tell you what to write off. The Tax Muse.

'See anything interesting?'

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

'I don't think of it as a budget surplus. I think of it as well-earned money to have fun with.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

Currency Stimulus.

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"Carpe De Revenue!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

Footing The Bill

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Fiscal cliff

Putting money back in to the world economy

New Improved I.R.S.

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'