Fiscal Policy Enthusiasts Gifts

"The Fed take any recovery fighting measures while we were out?"

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

Think Tank

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Currency Stimulus.

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

The Department of Lessons Learned...

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'The way I see it, deficit spending keeps the taxpayers on their toes.'

Cost of Terror.

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

The world enters a global financial recession.

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

"No more stress!"

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

"Someday this will all be yours!"

"You have nothing to complain about....your side is growing too!"

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

Distrust of the Trust Act

"Calling a tax increase a 'tax increase' is dangerous! It undercuts the government's historical right to create misleading 'spin'."

Arizona's Illegal Employer Problem Solved

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

Bureau of Government Pork: 'Good Lord! Who's going to pay for all this!'

"The tip jar is not for me. It's for the U.S. Budget Deficit."

'If you don't extend my friend's huge tax cuts, the little guy's tax cuts will remain doubvtful!'