Fiscal Policy Enthusiasts Pillows

"The Fed take any recovery fighting measures while we were out?"

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

Think Tank

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

Currency Stimulus.

The Department of Lessons Learned...

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

'The way I see it, deficit spending keeps the taxpayers on their toes.'

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

Cost of Terror.

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

"No more stress!"

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

The world enters a global financial recession.

"Someday this will all be yours!"

"You have nothing to complain about....your side is growing too!"

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

Arizona's Illegal Employer Problem Solved

"The tip jar is not for me. It's for the U.S. Budget Deficit."

Bureau of Government Pork: 'Good Lord! Who's going to pay for all this!'

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

"Calling a tax increase a 'tax increase' is dangerous! It undercuts the government's historical right to create misleading 'spin'."

'If you don't extend my friend's huge tax cuts, the little guy's tax cuts will remain doubvtful!'

Uncle Sam and Quantitative Easing.