Fiscal Policy Fanatic Pillows

'How's our taxing and spending? 1-800-GOVT'

Romney proposes tax cuts and spending cuts.

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

Currency Stimulus.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

"Those taxpayers are real extremists."

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

Cost of Terror.

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

We'll be paying for his recovery for generations.

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"Do me a favor, Harlow. When you greet me, stop saying 'Hello, big spender!'"

The world enters a global financial recession.

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

"No more stress!"

"Here's my idea. First we privatize everything. Then we fire everyone. Then we give ourselves bonuses for frugality."

"Someday this will all be yours!"

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

Rise of the Econotraitors

"The tip jar is not for me. It's for the U.S. Budget Deficit."