Fiscal Policy Fanatic Pillows

'How's our taxing and spending? 1-800-GOVT'

Romney proposes tax cuts and spending cuts.

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

Currency Stimulus.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

"Those taxpayers are real extremists."

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

Cost of Terror.

We'll be paying for his recovery for generations.

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"Do me a favor, Harlow. When you greet me, stop saying 'Hello, big spender!'"

"No more stress!"

"Here's my idea. First we privatize everything. Then we fire everyone. Then we give ourselves bonuses for frugality."

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

The world enters a global financial recession.

"Someday this will all be yours!"

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

"The tip jar is not for me. It's for the U.S. Budget Deficit."

Bureau of Government Pork: 'Good Lord! Who's going to pay for all this!'

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'