Fiscal Enthusiast Pillows

'To see the top, you'd need to ride a rocket to outer space!'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"You never forget your first billion, and that's what I want every millionaire in this country to be able to say by the end of my term."

'See anything interesting?'

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

'I don't think of it as a budget surplus. I think of it as well-earned money to have fun with.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

Footing The Bill

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

Currency Stimulus.

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

New Improved I.R.S.

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Fiscal cliff

Osborne's Tax Cuts

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

Putting money back in to the world economy

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'