Tax Enthusiast Pillows

King Lear and his Accoutant

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"No it doesn't stand for Vodka and Tonic."

'Take my advice, stop thinking of it as your money.'

Penny Saved, Penny Earned.

'Mind if I go in first?'

'Congress presented its report on simplifying the tax code today - it's 4,385 pages long.'

Accountant speaks with client in ball room and fun with taxes

'It's simple, but I like it!'

Office visitor, "Ooh you frightened me for a moment there I thought you were the VAT inspector."

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

I'd Rather Have The Short Tax Form.

I'm afraid it's time for you to render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's,

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

'May I ask where you are taking me?

'Of course I'm tax-exempt!'

Man sees boy selling lemonade and preparing taxes.

"That's the last time we do our own taxes!"

"You're a hard man to trace, Mr Fenton."

'My mistake was writing to the I.R.S. to thank them for not auditing me that year.'

'If they had it to do it all over again' 'We'll sell you Manhattan Island for $24 worth of trinkets. However, the sales tax will be $24 trillion.'

"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."

'Surely you can earn more than this! Someone has to support Medicare and Social Security.'

Tax Breaks: "But where are the jobs?"

The Buck Stops here.

'Well, it's a first step...'

"How come they call these tax returns when I never get any money returned?"

"I've sorted it out, the computer put your national Insurance number in the tax due column"

'I don't know about the other judges, but I love what Paris Hilton and her accountant did with their Schedule C!'

'I'm sorry, Dr. Hecht is not accepting any new patients, because he's in too high a tax bracket already.'

'Congratulations. You're the father of two tax exemptions.'

'Just take a smidgeon off.'

Tax Shelters of the Rich and Famous.

Raising Taxes Is Political Suicide.

If you can hold off a week, you can deduct the child on your year one taxes. The Three Wise Accountants.