Federal Fiscal Fanatic Pillows

"So this is how they're dealing with government waste?"

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

Currency Stimulus.

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

Cost of Terror.

We'll be paying for his recovery for generations.

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"Do me a favor, Harlow. When you greet me, stop saying 'Hello, big spender!'"

The world enters a global financial recession.

"No more stress!"

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

"Someday this will all be yours!"

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

Bureau of Government Pork: 'Good Lord! Who's going to pay for all this!'

"The tip jar is not for me. It's for the U.S. Budget Deficit."

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

'Let the fed bait you out!'

Uncle Sam and Quantitative Easing.