Fiscal Fans Gifts

Congress Pumping Up Small Business

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

Currency Stimulus.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

Fiscal cliff

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"

Cost of Terror.

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"Sure, meritocracies are fine, but why take the chance?"

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

"No more stress!"

The world enters a global financial recession.

"Someday this will all be yours!"

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

Obama tax hike.

Bureau of Government Pork: 'Good Lord! Who's going to pay for all this!'

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

"The tip jar is not for me. It's for the U.S. Budget Deficit."

"To get through this recession we all need to make sacrifices...and this is YOURS!"

Uncle Sam and Quantitative Easing.