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Congress Pumping Up Small Business

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

Currency Stimulus.

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

Fiscal cliff

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

Cost of Terror.

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"Sure, meritocracies are fine, but why take the chance?"

The world enters a global financial recession.

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

"No more stress!"

"Someday this will all be yours!"

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

Bureau of Government Pork: 'Good Lord! Who's going to pay for all this!'

"The tip jar is not for me. It's for the U.S. Budget Deficit."

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

Obama tax hike.

"To get through this recession we all need to make sacrifices...and this is YOURS!"

Uncle Sam and Quantitative Easing.