Fiscal Year Fanatics Gifts

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

Currency Stimulus.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

Fiscal cliff

What is possible and what is probable.

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

Cost of Terror.

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"Do me a favor, Harlow. When you greet me, stop saying 'Hello, big spender!'"

The world enters a global financial recession.

"No more stress!"

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

"Someday this will all be yours!"

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

Bureau of Government Pork: 'Good Lord! Who's going to pay for all this!'

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

"The tip jar is not for me. It's for the U.S. Budget Deficit."

Uncle Sam and Quantitative Easing.

'See the nice benefits?'

Jim Flaherty's bonbons: The new fiscal reality will be a hard one to swallow.

'See anything interesting?'