Fiscal Fun Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

"Is it called a tax 'code' because it's difficult to decipher."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

Currency Stimulus.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

Putting money back in to the world economy

Fiscal cliff

'The financial advisor is here.'

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

"It's the government, they've spent all our taxes and want to know if we can send them some more."

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Cost of Terror.

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

'That one looks like a hefty tax cut with simultaneous reduction in the deficit.'

The world enters a global financial recession.

"No more stress!"

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

"Someday this will all be yours!"

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

Bureau of Government Pork: 'Good Lord! Who's going to pay for all this!'

'With the tax cut and the federal deficit, the only solution is for you to earn more, Mr. Syms.'

"Pearson is known for his austere monetary views."