Fiscal Fanatic Gifts

Sacrifices.

"Someday this will all be yours!"

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

'...Oh! THAT three trillion...?!'

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

"Fiscally yours...."

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Bureau of Government Pork: 'Good Lord! Who's going to pay for all this!'

'Did you remember to declare that?'

'Okay, so we can't soak the rick, we can't soak the poor, we can't soak the middle class. . . who can we soak?'

Currency Stimulus.

The world enters a global financial recession.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Jack of all trades

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

In - Out - Pending.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

InIn by-products.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

I've refiled all your letters under L.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

In one ear/Out the other.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

Dive in Archive.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'