Fiscal Responsibility Fan Gifts

"To get through this recession we all need to make sacrifices...and this is YOURS!"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Currency Stimulus.

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

Cost of Terror.

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

The world enters a global financial recession.

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

"No more stress!"

"Someday this will all be yours!"

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

Bureau of Government Pork: 'Good Lord! Who's going to pay for all this!'

"The tip jar is not for me. It's for the U.S. Budget Deficit."

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

Obama tax hike.

Uncle Sam and Quantitative Easing.

Jim Flaherty's bonbons: The new fiscal reality will be a hard one to swallow.

1876 Election: Tilden-Hendricks Democratic Nomination Contradicts itself on Fiscal Policy

'See the nice benefits?'

'Well, obviously if I'd known car tax was going to go up I'd have bought a more sensible vehicle.'

Sequester Sinkhole

'See anything interesting?'