Fiscal Responsibility Fan Pillows

"To get through this recession we all need to make sacrifices...and this is YOURS!"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Currency Stimulus.

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Cost of Terror.

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"No more stress!"

The world enters a global financial recession.

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

"Someday this will all be yours!"

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

Bureau of Government Pork: 'Good Lord! Who's going to pay for all this!'

Obama tax hike.

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

"The tip jar is not for me. It's for the U.S. Budget Deficit."

Uncle Sam and Quantitative Easing.

'Well, obviously if I'd known car tax was going to go up I'd have bought a more sensible vehicle.'

Sequester Sinkhole

Guide to Conservative Economics: Spot the Sponger

1876 Election: Tilden-Hendricks Democratic Nomination Contradicts itself on Fiscal Policy

'See the nice benefits?'

Jim Flaherty's bonbons: The new fiscal reality will be a hard one to swallow.