Fiscal Responsibility Aficionado Pillows

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Currency Stimulus.

The spend is high

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

Putting money back in to the world economy

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

Stimulus bust

"I now represent both death and taxes."

"It's not fair that we have to pay taxes on something we don't have - last year's income."

irs, 'You were wrong -- they WEREN'T more afraid of me than I was of them.'

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Cost of Terror.

'This rebate check isn't big enough for both of us.'

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

'I feel sure I'm paying too little tax, who do I see about it?'

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"No more stress!"

The world enters a global financial recession.

Rich react to higher taxes.