Fiscal Responsibility Aficionado Gifts

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

The spend is high

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

Currency Stimulus.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

Putting money back in to the world economy

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

"I now represent both death and taxes."

Stimulus bust

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

'I feel sure I'm paying too little tax, who do I see about it?'

"It's not fair that we have to pay taxes on something we don't have - last year's income."

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

irs, 'You were wrong -- they WEREN'T more afraid of me than I was of them.'

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Cost of Terror.

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

'This rebate check isn't big enough for both of us.'

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"No more stress!"

The world enters a global financial recession.