Fiscal Responsibility Advocate Pillows

Stop Deficit Spending

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Under new blame.

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Working in a blame culture?

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

Investigating Yourself

'Senator, maybe you should be more DISCREET about all this.'

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

"Those taxpayers are real extremists."

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

"You don't need pronouns in your presentation. That's what finger-pointing is for."

Cost of Terror.

Owning your mistakes at work shows that you hold yourself accountable, and builds trust and credibility.

'It's not our fault.'

Jobless Recovery

'Management can't avoid responsibility for poor patient care...I want to tender my resignation!'

'The new business plan is the same as the old business plan except that, due to layoffs, we have less scapegoats to blame in case of failure.'

What did you know?/When did you know it?

"Why do you call it a thyroid problem when it's been giving me an excuse for the 20 pounds I gained this year?"

'Speculation, speculation, speculation!'

Nassar is caught while MSU officials remain.

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

'Stick to your diet or our talking scale will rat you out!'

United States Senate Ethics Committee - All members being investigated.

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"