Plain Fare Fan Gifts

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Tunnel of love"

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

Caliologist

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Safest Airline in The World

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

Knight Supplies

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

Made in Sweden.

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Caddy With A Cool Box