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Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Tunnel of love"

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Caliologist

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Safest Airline in The World

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Knight Supplies

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

Made in Sweden.

"I didn't exactly win it."

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Garrick as Richard 3rd.