Public Transport Fans Gifts

Applied Science.

"This bus company is very safety conscious."

Is Driving Doomed?

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

The last Passenger Pigeon

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

The next fast train has gone.

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

HS2

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Bus for Giraffes.

"Don't make eye contact..."

Bus Stop

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

"I took the road less travelled..."

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

What Holds the Subway Together?

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

A Train Conductor.

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

"He misses his commute ."

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?