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Where your mind & battle are los

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Profit

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"#Win!"

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

World Economic Crisis.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"