Fee Fanatic Prints

Everyone smile and say FEES

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Where your mind & battle are los

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

Annual profits,

"#Win!"

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

World Economic Crisis.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

Fish and color

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"