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'Take a letter,'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'What's the smallest budget you can manage on?' 'The most you can give me!'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

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"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

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'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'In a cost-saving move, I've replaced your cubicle with a back pack.'

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'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

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'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

'My pay envelope is empty.' - 'Your deductions equal your salary'

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables."

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

Bureau of Spending Decreases and Deficit Reduction - 'Wait a minute! How can that be?'

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

'G-go ahead, F-Fred; p-pre-announce our disappointing 3rd quarter.'

"Uh, oh! Inflation!"

Piggy Bank reads 'How to Manage Your Money.'

"Well, if I can't get an increase based on merit, how about one based on the cost of living beyond my means?"

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

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'I barely have time to flaunt my expense account.'

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'