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'Give me the bill, it's a business expense.'

'I'm on the executive's diet. I only eat when I can put it on an expense account.'

'My job is ruining my family life, harming my health and destroying my self-respect.. but I can't quit and give up a great expense account.'

'I want to give two weeks' notice that I'm quitting my job and two months' notice that I'm quitting my expense account.'

'I'm going to have to reclassify you on my expenses form.'

'I barely have time to flaunt my expense account.'

'I barely have time to flaunt my expense account.'

"I hope you don't mind ordering the free bread and water. My expense account isn't what it used to be."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Expense account or regular?"

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

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'Take a letter,'

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

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'I'm on the workaholic's diet. I only eat when I can put it on an expense account.'

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'I expect a little padding in the expense account, but yours is a kingsize mattress!'

'What wine goes with an enormous expense account?'

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'I'm afraid we never use the 'I' word around here...'

'The boys in accounting used to give me a hard time about ordering a $1,000 bottle of wine - until I invited them along.'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

"Step in here Kimble, I'd like a word with you about your expense account."

"Terrible. It's just terrible. He's the third accountant I've hired to calculate my per diem."

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'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

'My credit card debt? Oh, I deleted that.'