Expense Account Strategist Pillows

"Expense account or regular?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Investing your savings

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Keep the econoimy moving

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

Nest Egg